Urgent Announcement: Critical e shortage
Because of the enormous increase in electronic traffic on the internet
and inter-communication between news providers and reporters in the past
week,
there is currently an international shortage of e's. This is the
most-used
vowel in the alphabet, and because some comput3rs and el3ctronic
3quipm3nt
(particularly old3r mod3ls) may hav3 a finit3 lif3tim3 capacity for
alphab3tic
l3tt3r g3n3ration, w3 ar3 n3aring a critical supply l3v3l. N3w
comput3rs
hav3
a fr3sh stock, but it will tak3 tim3 to locat3, purchas3, and install
th3m.
Meanwhile, please conserve e's. Us3 anoth3r charact3r (3 works w3ll),
or
l3av3
out th3 3's altog3ther - most words can b3 dciphred without thm.
